8/28/2008 03:20:00 AM
Took this from 66 who koped from 6H...
Law of Conservation of Love:The total amount of love in any system remains constant.Newton's First Law of Love:A person will tend to remain not in love or continue loving the same person, unless an external net love acts on him or her.Newton's Second Law of Love:The net love someone has is directly proportional to his or her love momentum, and is in the same direction.Newton's Third Law of Love:If Person A loves Person B, Person B will love back Person A with the same magnitude but opposite in direction.Zeroth Law of Love-odynamics:If two people are in love with the same person, they are in love with each other too.Kirchhoff's Love Law:The total amount of love a person gets will be equal to the total amount of love he or she gives others.Le Chatelier's Principle of Love:If a person's love for another person changes, the system's love equilibrium will shift to partially counter-act the change.Valence Love Electron Pair Repulsion Theory:Love competitors will arrange themselves so as to minimise repulsion among themselves.Mathematical Induction of Love:Let P(n) be the proposition that I love you on Day n.First, show that P(1) is true => I love you on the first day.Next, assuming P(k) is true, i.e. I love you on the kth day, show that P(k+1) is also true, i.e. I also love you on the (k+1)th day.Hence, by Mathematical Induction of Love, I love you everyday.Hess' Law of Love:The change in love composition of a system is independent of the pathway taken, and only dependent on the final and initial states of the parties involved.Markovnikov's Love Rule:
If a guy is attached to two girls, a third girl would be more likely to attach to him.- guess who. (:
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