This Talking Vice Presidential Candidate Doll™ is truly a political miracle! Plucked from the relatively obscure shelves of Alaska , the Sarah Palin doll has been repackaged in fancy new clothes and is now being marketed to millions of fascinated Americans.
Snuggling comfortably in the palm of hard-core conservatives, she looks like a relatable hockey mom. Be prepared to be endeared by this self-proclaimed down-to-earth moose hunter; when you pull her string, she will distract you from her lack of knowledge with confident winks and chirps of “you betcha,” “darn tootin’,” “doggonit” and “let me talk about energy policy instead…”
At first glance, the Palin doll appears to be a work of modest craftsmanship. But spend hour after hour with this lifelike doll in the national spotlight and watch those humble, of-the-people details unravel to reveal expensive Kawasaki frames, Manolo Blahnik pumps and an increasingly heavy lead core that can be used to sink certain presidential candidates.
Available exclusively from the U.S. Department of Toys and Doll Services, this beautiful, lifelike Talking Vice Presidential Candidate Doll arrives with a FREE gun and drill – the perfect accessory for an Alaskan governor who resolutely supports drilling for oil in the pristine Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
Weakening demand is expected; however, you still won’t want to miss out on this doll, which has made the U.S. presidential election truly unique and entertaining. So order now! Joe Biden Doll being offered soon.
Labels: Entertainment
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